Monthly Archives: September 2009

Obama Reaffirms Pledge to Wreck US Economy

We have endured his offensive schmoozing with the slave owners’ tour in the Arab states, punctuated by his contemptible speech in Cairo, in which the president spouted flagrant falsehoods about the charms of Islam, while berating the United States for being a bit churlish about radical Muslim ideology after 9/11. We have been forced to [...]
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ACORN Who?

After two college students in Halloween costumes unmasked the magnitude of ACORN’s malfeasance, the fabricator-in-chief told George Stephanopoulos that he was not aware that ACORN received taxpayer funding. In 1993, ACORN recruited Obama for Project Vote, an ACORN front group. In 1995, Obama represented ACORN, and he filed suit on their behalf in Illinois over [...]
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Sorry, Your Race Card Has Been Declined

Dear Liberals, Please be advised that your Race Card account has been closed. This decision was based on your account history of excessive over-limit spending. Please destroy your card immediately as it will no longer be honored. Sincerely, The American People No president in history came to office with more political capital [...]
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Barry’s Crazy Comrades

As revelations keep gushing out about Obama’s “Green Jobs Czar” (whatever that is), Van Jones, Americans are baffled as to how a self- professed communist and 9/11 Truther made it through any sort of screening process. Most citizens presume that the president’s appointed Czars and Czarinas are scrutinized by experts. America, stop fretting about how [...]
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In Loco Parentis

“Liberals have long realized that, if they can win the battle over what is taught in schools, they will win elections.” -Phyllis Schlafly, in Townhall Barack Obama’s plans to reach out to millions of suggestible school children has met with parental consternation. Their collective alarm is a bit tardy. Radical Leftists already have [...]
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