Dems Seek to Impeach Cheney, Limbaugh

Democrat leaders are scrambling about trying to form a coalition united in a single essential mission:  the impeachments of former Vice President Dick Cheney and talk radio virtuoso, Rush Limbaugh.  Led by former ballerina, Rahm Emanuel, the White House has identified Cheney and Limbaugh as threats to the security of the United States.  This is in keen contrast to the administration’s position on Islamic terrorists, Putin’s Russia, North Korea, Iran, and the rapidly collapsing Pakistan.  Thus, congress and the administration are united in their determination to use the impeachment process to remove these two menacing fiends from power.

Neither man currently holds any public office.  Attorney General Eric Holder regards this as a mere legal technicality and is confident he can fashion a work around.

The former vice president has been speaking out publicly against Barack Obama’s treacherous policies that are putting American lives at risk.  Liberals have been responding with the interminable Bush bashing.  The unflappable Cheney has to repeat over again the unassailable truth:  Bush’s policies kept America safe for nearly eight years.

Of course, if liberals were capable of learning from history, they wouldn’t be liberals.

Nothing is easier than irritating a liberal.  It’s even easier than inflaming the Muslim world.  Nobody aggravates liberals more than Dick Cheney does.  The mere mention of his name triggers paroxysms of rage.  Liberals hate Cheney for many of the same reasons they hate Rush.  They don’t understand him.  Ergo, they can’t control him.

Honest people of good character don’t put a lot of energy into trying to ascertain the sinister motives of others.  We assume people are honorable until proven otherwise.  This is precisely why Cheney flusters them.  As soon as the former VP started his public campaign to forewarn America, the yowling began.  Liberal pundits have squandered endless hours speculating about Cheney’s REAL motives.  It’s a genuine head scratcher.  Cheney is not going to run in any more elections.  He certainly is not propelled by a quest for money.  He has never been a man in search of public adoration, always preferring to work behind the scenes.

Thus, liberals are manically trying to ascribe motivations to Cheney that could only apply to liberals:  he’s just doing CYA!  He’s trying to cover up for the Bush administration!

They really think they’re onto something.  The former Vice President is attempting to cover up for the Bush administration’s smashing success in preventing another savage slaughter of innocent Americans on American soil.  Honest Americans who reflect back upon September 12th 2001 will admit such a tour de force didn’t seem possible at that time.
What the left cannot begin to wrap their minds around is the fact that Dick Cheney is a statesman.  A true statesman is a leader who puts the best interest of the nation ahead of his own personal gains.

It’s axiomatic that liberals are completely befuddled by the premise.

Rush Limbaugh is also on the lib short list for impeachment.  He makes them froth at the mouth daily.  Displaying her usual acumen, Ann Coulter recently observed that liberals can’t figure out who is funding Limbaugh.  Everyone knows that unrepentant Nazi collaborator; George Soros is funding the democrats. Democrats stew incessantly over whom it is funding Rush.

A ten year old can figure out that Limbaugh is funding Limbaugh.  Lacking the astuteness of a fifth grader, members of the upper echelons of the Democrat party are convinced there must be an agnate shadowy and nefarious character pulling the Rush strings.

Like Cheney, Limbaugh loves his country.  He has been at odds with the Republican Party for years.  Therefore, the always insightful liberal left has unilaterally drafted Limbaugh as the de facto leader of the Republican Party.

As is perpetually the case, liberals are blinded by their own lack of integrity.