Obama Vows to Wear Us Down On Health Care

“I don’t get worn down. I wear them down,” the president said. “Don’t give up on me now — we’re just getting started.” 

During his campaign stop in St. Louis, Barack Obama brushed off comments suggesting the American people were on the verge of open rebellion over his despicable health care schemes, assuring the crowd that he plans to rule by beating us into submission and will not be deterred by any Constitutional nonsense about the consent of the governed.

Demonstrating his puckish sense of humor, Obama tossed off some hilarious one liners:

“‘Washington is a place where tax dollars are often treated like Monopoly money,’ Obama said, ‘where waste — even billions of dollars in waste — is accepted as the price of doing business.’”

The impertinent Lt. Governor, Peter Kinder, speaking prior to the president’s stump speech queried:  “What part of ‘no’ don’t you understand?”

Local radio host, Jamie Allman served as announcer at the event and showed off his keen understanding of the current political climate:

“This is so much more fun than watching C-SPAN, isn’t it?”