What the hell was that last night? At least I was able to skip my melatonin last night. Somebody please fill me in on the last 30 minutes or so.
Newt was hurt the most; he needs to play to an audience. NBC’s wildly overpaid anchor, Brian Williams led us into near catatonia by announcing at the start of the alleged debate that the audience was to keep quiet.
If only the same rule could be invoked for tonight’s State of the Union. We wouldn’t have to watch a bunch of idiot party hacks jumping up and down and carrying on the embarrassing tradition of Pelosirobics.

Winning Through Whining
It’s entirely un-Presidential to constantly complain about how the other candidates are always picking on you. With the notable exception of Rick Santorum who has been known to grouse, correctly, about not getting enough attention at the debates.
Newt is the wort offender by far with his endless bleating. Oooooohhh, that mean Mitt Romney is running mean, mean commercials about me. OOOOOhhh, did you know that mean Mitt is a CAPITALIST?
Exactly what is Newt’s plan for coping with the tonnage of manure that Team O will be hurling his way should be become the Republican nominee? Romney’s ads are going to look like love sonnets by comparison. By the way, no disrespect meant to manure. Unlike many politicians, manure has legitimate uses. Read more...