The House of Exploding Cigars finally fired one that would create collateral damage, unlike their previous run of self destructos. Last week, the President of the United States made the entirely toothless statement that he had “evolved” into a pro gay marriage position.
The only correct response to this announcement was: so what? Where are the jobs?
Instead, those who should have more sense, that would be the right wing punditry class, have wasted countless hours on the airwaves arguing about gay marriage as if that were an actual issue, thereby giving Obama exactly what he wants.

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad!
Every time I hear the occupiers or the president bleating on about “fairness”, I can’t help but remember that old mantra from George Orwell’s Animal House. “Four legs good, two legs bad” the animals would chant over and over as they inadvertently mapped out their own demise in service of “fairness” and the greater good.
Now Obama is telling us that it’s the job of the President of the United States to ensure that every American gets a “fair shot”. Let me assure you, nowhere in the Constitution does it mention your right to a fair shot. Or anything else about fairness for that matter. Read more...