Chrissyism of the Week

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 11, 2010

What is it with liberals and irony?

This one needs absoultely no explanation:

“We learned today that Massachusetts senator Scott Brown, who’s been a senator for just 35 days, has a book deal! According to the Wall Street Journal, Brown’s expected to write about his upbringing, his early career, and how he beat Martha Coakley to win his Senate seat.”

“Maybe he could call it, ‘It’s Not About the Truck.’ Just a thought, but, didn’t people used to write their memoirs after their careers? This guy’s been in office, what, a month?”

 



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Heading for Slaughter

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 11, 2010

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This is what happens when liberals get control of the government-it becomes Animal House.  From Eric Massa’s tickle parties dominating the news cycle for days to Patrick Kennedy’s deranged tirade on the House floor about the “media” or voices in his head or something. 

Americans tend to have short memories, which is the only reason liberals ever get power at all.  This time, the assurance that liberals will be out of ascendancy  for a decade or two is the aptly named “Slaughter Solution.”  It’s not that liberals have finally cultivated  a sense of irony-the “solution” is named for Louise Slaughter, whose district is plagued by ill-fitting dentures purloined from the deceased.  Read more...

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Liberal Idiots Slander McCarthy Again

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 10, 2010

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The national madness known as “McCarthyism” began 60 years ago in Wheeling, W.Va., when Joseph R. McCarthy held up a scrap of paper that supposedly listed the names of 57 State Department officials he said were actually Communists and traitors.

-Joe Conason, The New York Observer

Conason continues mining this vein of chimera: 

“Eventually America learned that the Wisconsin Republican’s famous list was a fabrication, that he was a liar and a demagogue as well as an alcoholic—and that his authoritarian appeals to fear were worse than useless in defending our security. But by then, McCarthyism’s self-serving and fundamentally unpatriotic promoters had inflicted grave damage on the body politic and international prestige of the United States.”  Read more...

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The Other Branch of Government Speaks

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 10, 2010

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 Baffled over his inability to get his boss’s  agenda passed; despite unstoppable majorities in both houses of Congress, President Obama has determined that America can get along just fine without three branches of government. 

“With much of his legislative agenda stalled in Congress, President Obama and his team are preparing an array of actions using his executive power to advance energy, environmental, fiscal and other domestic policy priorities.”

Now that the American citizenry has made itself utterly clear in its collective repudiation of the Soros-Obama agenda, the president is prepared to act on his own without meddlesomeness by Congress, the Supreme Court, or the bothersome American people.  Read more...

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Quit Celebrating the Iraqi Election-Obama Will Screw This Up

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 10, 2010

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Providing a welcome respite from the riveting tickle controversy, Daniel Pipes injects reality into the post election Iraqi victory party: 

“Iraq’s Cosmetic Election    [Daniel Pipes]

‘It takes a cynical mind not to share in the achievement of Iraq’s national electionstroops.’ So writes the Wall Street Journal editorial board today. I’m no cynic, but my mood about Iraq could variously be described as depressed, despairing, despondent, dejected, pessimistic, melancholic, and gloomy.  Read more...

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The Drudge Virus Panic

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 10, 2010

The Drudge Virus Panic

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Senator Jim Inhofe (R-OK and slayer of global warming hoaxes) reassured the American public, including a terrified Democrat controlled senate, that there was no truth to the rumor that the Drudge Report had become a cesspool of deadly viruses after all:

“When CNSNews.com asked Inhofe if there was any evidence that a virus had gotten into Senate computers as a result of people visiting Drudge, Inhofe said: “None, whatsoever.” Inhofe is the ranking Republican member of the Environment and Public Works Committee.”   Read more...

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Stalinesque Government Bans Drudge

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 9, 2010

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Using a range of restrictive measures and methods, the authorities have continued to shrink the space for independent journalism

-Christopher Walker, Freedom House

 

Walker was referring to the tactics of the Kremlin, rather than the US Senate, although any confusion is entirely understandable as the Senate has now ordered employees to stay away from the Drudge Report: 

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Lying Libs Discover They Can’t Trust Each Other

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 8, 2010

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Their entire agenda hinges on fooling  the public into thinking liberal policies are something other than liberal policies; they rewrite history and convolute the American lexicon.  Nobody can remember the last time their president looked us in the eye and told the truth about something. Yet, liberals are shocked-just shocked- to discover they can’t trust each other when it comes to passing the nefariousness camouflaged as “health care reform”. 

The WSJ reports on the current state of jihad in the Democrat controlled Congress:  Read more...

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Conservatives Do it in Public

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 7, 2010

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No conservative in American history ever attempted the takeover of one sixth of the national economy by way of stealth or by bullying.  No legislation has been crafted by conservatives behind closed doors on Christmas Eve without so much as a nod to the opposition party.   Health insurance by conscription is anathema to conservative principles.

The convoluted and unconstitutional mélange of devices brewed by liberals would not only commandeer a  huge chunk of the US economy, it would change forever the valued relationship between  patient and physician; replacing the doctor’s judgment with that of listless bureaucrats.   Read more...

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Jack Cashill: Into the Rabbit Hole for More Obama Truth

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 7, 2010

Jack Cashill  stays on the case and gives us the most coherent encapsulation of Barack Obama’s origins to date.  Cashill recently exhumed a  cryptographic   poem entitled “Pop”, alleged to have been written by a young Obama:

“A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming”  Read more...

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Obama Bets the Farm on American Stupidity

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 5, 2010

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Decades of entrusting the federal government with our children’s education has led, inevitably, to the dumbing down of an entire nation.  Our public school system has failed to provide the most basic and elementary skills, while at the same time functioning as a ministry of propaganda for left wing causes.  The hijacking of our schools has been going on for decades; we are now experiencing the repercussions.   Read more...

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American Thinker’s Resident Psychiatrist Cites . . . Wikipedia?

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 4, 2010

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 The hardest thing in psychiatry is to keep an open mind while sitting with a patient, who might be trying to provoke and manipulate the doctor, day after day, month after month. We want to understand troubled people, but people are complex. Psychiatric diagnoses are just reasonable guesses. Most human beings are much too mixed, much too complicated, and much too interesting to reduce to just a checklist.

-James Lewis, American Thinker  Read more...

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A Soros/Holder Head Fake?

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 3, 2010

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How did Republicans get saddled with Wall Street? Obama just got the biggest campaign haul from Wall Street in world history, and Republicans still can’t shake the public perception that they are tied at the hip to Wall Street bankers who hate them.

-Ann Coulter

 So beholden to the potentates of Wall Street is Obama that Ed Lasky at the American Thinker calls Obama the Hedge Fund Candidate . One hedge funder in particular has a special interest in the Obama administration:  Read more...

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Obama Disses the Brits Again

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 2, 2010

The Telegraph’s Nile Gardiner lambastes Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of the Falkands and correctly characterizes it as an “appalling display of appeasement towards a corrupt and authoritarian anti-American regime.”

Gardiner also chides Obama’s Secretary of State for her “strikingly poor judgement” and the adminstration’s ongoing efforts to alienate our most loyal and valuable ally.

The ever astute Gardiner has chastised Obama in the past for his lousy treatment of the British.  The president’s antipathy toward the UK is rooted in his own past.

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Obama’s Boss Scolds Him in Public

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 2, 2010

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Frustrated by the president’s inability to follow simple instructions, Obama’s boss, unrepentant Nazi collaborator, George Soros    has resorted to chiding Obama in public.  Soros criticized Obama’s incompetence in enacting vital parts of the Soros agenda , including government takeover of the banks.

Soros carped that the government should have taken over U.S. banks rather than bailing them out.  He also asserted  that the American people would have been happier if the federal government had socialized the entire banking system.

Bailing out the banks and allowing them to “earn their way out of the hole” was the wrong solution, according to Obama’s overlord.   Read more...

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Pelosi to Dems: Kiss My Astroturf

By Joy Tiz | Published: March 1, 2010

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This [tea party] initiative is funded by the high end — we call it astroturf, it’s not really a grassroots movement. It’s astroturf by some of the wealthiest people in America to keep the focus on tax cuts for the rich instead of for the great middle class.

-Nancy Pelosi

 

Just in time for the first anniversary of the Tea Party movement, the Democrats inexplicably dispatched that icon of arrogance, Nancy Pelosi (D-Pluto) to the Sunday talk shows as the face of the proposed health crimes atrocity.  Read more...

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Think of Greece as California

By Joy Tiz | Published: February 28, 2010

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The peerless Mark Steyn  explains the economic crisis in Greece while deftly prognosticating the fate of the US economy led by the current batch of deranged radicals:

“Think of Greece as California: Every year an irresponsible and corrupt bureaucracy awards itself higher pay and better benefits paid for by an ever-shrinking wealth-generating class.”

On the eve of being declared America’s first failed state, California Democrats turn to former governor, and archetypical aged hippie, Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown for leadership.   Read more...

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The Obama Cryptograph

By Joy Tiz | Published: February 28, 2010

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In their pursuit of the larger truth — pravda — Soviet leadership scorned any petty factual truth — istina — that stood in its way.

-Jack Cashill

In a lifetime of associations of nearly exclusively unsavory characters, poet and pornographer Frank Marshall Davis ranks among the least savory of the lot.

Davis was a communist, poet, alcoholic, sexual deviant, and fomenter of racial hatred.  Cleverly disguised as Frank in Dreams, we learn that young Barry was treated to Davis’s counsel on numerous occasions.  Dear Grandpa Stanley, blessed with an inordinate amount of free time, thanks to his wife’s hard work, enjoyed whiling away the hours with Davis, drinking and smoking pot.   Read more...

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Take a Lib to Lunch Day

By Joy Tiz | Published: February 26, 2010

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Who picked up the tab for lunch at yesterday’s health crimes summit?  If the Republicans didn’t they certainly should have.  They finally got a  long needed image makeover, courtesy of the Democrats.  Team O could not have teed this thing up better for the opposition.  For months, all we’ve heard is barking  about the Republicans being the Party of No.  We actually like them better when they are the Party of Hell, No.  Republicans, we’ve been told over and over again, are obstructionists, refusing to let Soros-Obama  go forward with their can’t- fail utopian designs.  Read more...

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Tea Party Goes World Wide

By Joy Tiz | Published: February 26, 2010

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Conservative UK journalist, Daniel Hannan is launching the British Tea Party Saturday at his home in Brighton:

“Labour has raised more than a trillion pounds in additional taxation since 1997. Yet, unbelievably, Gordon Brown has still managed to run up a deficit of 12.6 per cent of GDP (Greece’s is 12.7 per cent). A far lower level of taxation brought Americans out in spontaneous protest last year.  Read more...

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