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SAHM Missile Launch a Stunning Success

The Romney Army was finally able to fire its elegant and powerful SAHM missile the other day in retaliation for a weak, North Korean style attack by a heretofore unknown Obama operative.  The SAHM missile performed magnificently, leaving tremendous wreckage in its wake. Some unknown writer or pundit or something named Hillary Rosen was used [...]
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Illinois, Illinois

By thy rivers gently flowing, Illinois, Illinois.  O’er they prairies verdant growing, Illinois, Illinois . . . or something like that.  In elementary school, we had to learn the Illinois state song.  Even more incredibly, we had to know the Star Spangled Banner and the Pledge of Allegiance before they were outlawed by liberals in [...]
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Santorum Calls Out Obama’s Boss

Is the media really trying to convince us that someone other than Satan himself has taken over America?  It didn’t start with Obama, but we could at least begin to take our country back by being rid of Obama next election. So Santorum gives a speech in 2008 insulting Satan and that’s a problem?  A [...]
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Introducing the Food Security Administration

Be prepared for the White House to roll out its newest bureaucracy, the Food Security Administration (FSA).  The FSA will be responsible for monitoring school childrens’ lunches to ensure no contraband treats can be covertly brought into school lunchrooms. The plan is to set up a screening device which will be calibrated to sound an [...]
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Barack Castro Deploys His Special Truth Teams

Team O is preparing to launch their deadly Truth Teams to go after American citizens who dare to criticize Barry Castro.  Didn’t we go through this last time when the O Team tried launching their ludicrous “Fight the Smears” campaign?  As I recall, that attempt at stifling free speech and turning citizens against each other [...]
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Winning Through Whining

It’s entirely un-Presidential to constantly complain about how the other candidates are always picking on you.  With the notable exception of Rick Santorum who has been known to grouse, correctly, about not getting enough attention at the debates. Newt is the wort offender by far with his endless bleating.  Oooooohhh, that mean Mitt Romney is running mean, [...]
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Bad Summer Rerun: Obama’s Debt Ceiling Speech

Oh wait, we’ve seen this one before.  All Bush’s fault, I’m the only reasonable one and corporate jet owners.  Whatever else was on TV last night at 9 pm Eastern was less boring. Obama once again tried to posture himself as the lone voice of reason in the debt ceiling debate, his recent tantrums notwithstanding.  [...]
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Changing the Way the World Sees Us

Count it as one campaign promise kept.  Obama most assuredly has changed the way the world looks at America.  We are reminded of this daily. Freedom lover, Lech Walensa snubbed his fellow Nobel recipient, refusing to meet with him.  Former Pakistani President, Pervez Musharraf called Obama “arrogant”,  joining the world wide chorus. The British version [...]
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Getting Osama: Low Risk, High Reward

A little perspective, please.  No mater  how Obama tries to spin it, he did not personally rappel out of a helicopter and take the perfect head shot that put bin Laden out of commission. Nor was his decision to unleash our magnificent  Navy SEALS a singular act of courage.  Osama had been chillin the burbs for [...]
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It’s the Constitution, Stupid!

We’re having the wrong argument about spending.  Of course, we can’t afford the trillions being blown in useless and outright destructive government programs.  But, that line of reasoning suggests that when they economy is smokin hot, we really should be paying for self esteem classes for child molesters. Most government spending is manifestly unconstitutional.  Our [...]
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Obama’s Doctrine

The mainstream media is desperately flopping around the deck as their guy flounders.   They spend an unseemly amount of time trying to translate for us.  If Obama is such a brilliant communicator, why does it require so much effort by liberal commentators to tell us what Obama really means? Now they’re all casting about for [...]
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Public Trough Running Dry

Weaning spoiled public “servants” off of tax payer funded largesse is going to be as tough as getting Charlie Sheen off of coke and hookers.  Again brandishing their new “civility”, the thugocrats are staging a collective tantrum in response to Governor Scott Walker’s refusal to cave to the demands of Democrat fleebaggers. The state legislature [...]
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Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboy Poets

This is what Democrats mean when they wail about Draconian budget cuts being proposed by Republicans.  Their leader, Harry Reid defined the debate perfectly when he simpered about the potential loss of taxpayer funding for a cowboy poetry festival. Perhaps a cowboy poetry festival is a worthy addition to the community.  That’s the wrong focus.   The [...]
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Libs Are All Muslims Today

  Being religious is never un-American. Being religious is quintessentially American -Denis McDonough The White House is quick to defend the only religion liberals recognize as legitimate in preparation for congressional hearings on Islamic radicalization in America.    Liberals show no such tolerance toward Christianity, but tirelessly defend the rights of terrorists as long as they remember to shout  [...]
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Rest in Peace, Jane Russell

As the nation is riveted by the antics of wildly overpaid narcissistic drug addict, Charlie Sheen, the anti Sheen passed away. We had the good fortune to see Jane Russell perform at a fund raiser for Soliders Organized Services (SOS)  in Palm Springs.  The organization provides free transportation for Marines from Palm Springs airport to [...]
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Remembering Neda

Neda was the beautiful young Iranian woman who was gunned down in the streets of Tehran for the crime of showing up. She showed up to take a stand for freedom and took a bullet in the neck for her aspirations. A relative in the United States had cautioned Neda not to attend any demonstrations, [...]
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Democracy is Not an Option

It would make sense to support the protesters in Egypt if a free and open democracy were in the works.  It’s not.  None of the potential outcomes are good, some are just more horrible than others. A negotiated resolution will create a government too weak to stand up to Islamic terrorists.  We’ll end up with [...]
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Muslim Brotherhood: Egypt’s SEIU

The daffy left always gets hysterical about minor despots and glorifies the really barbaric ones.  Fidel Castro is a demigod to a libtard.   Hugo Chavez is worthy of emulating and Friday is wear-your-Che t shirt to work day.  Jimmy Carter’s refusal to support the Shah and his delusions about the Ayatollah Khomeini enabled the savage [...]
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NRO: Fun Facts About AZ Recall Elections

Just sayin’. 363,909 total votes were cast for sheriff in 2008, meaning that 90,978 residents of Pima County would have to sign a recall petition to force a recall election of Sheriff Clarence Dupnik. (Dupnik’s Republican opponent received 128,146 votes.) The petition would have to contain a general statement of 200 words or fewer outlining [...]
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The Weakest Link: Dupnik

NYC Mayor Bloomberg is no longer the most incompetent local official in America.  The torch has been passed to Pima County Sheriff, Clarence Dupnik for his disastrous mishandling of Jared Loughner who went on a shooting rampage. Dupnik’s non stop blathering about how talk radio drove Loughner to shoot into a crowd was crazy enough.  [...]
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